Funny story - Malaysian Superheroes

I read this on a youth website and found it absolutely hilarious. There's an equally funny Part II as well, just visit www.think.com.my to read them. The funniest Superhero and one I hold dearest to my heart is:

2. RINA THE ROAD WARRIOR

Having had her Kancil knocked off the Penang Bridge unprovoked by a modified-Wira driver, Rina Bakar now drives a Kembara with reinforced kangaroo bars, the closest thing to a Hummer she can afford. With a car sticker that says 'Beware: road kill ahead', she patrols Penang's roads in search of road bullies, finding joy in making the world a safer place.

Superpower: Rage. Worsened by a spike in estrogen during PMS, Rina the Road Warrior unleashes this rage in the multi-handed-bitch-slap-kick-in-the-groin combo, which never fails to shock her (usually male) victims. Her steel-toed army boot footwear, gifted by her ex-NS trainer boyfriend, proves to be a most effective weapon for groin-kicking. Smooth-talking bullies are usually shocked by her lack of conversation, learning the hard way that Rina does not take BS from anybody.

Weakness: Bad sense of direction. But thanks to a new Perodua-sponsorship deal, her vehicle is now equipped with GPS (Global Positioning System) to find her way home after every chase.

Arch-nemesis: Muthu the Ultimate Road Bully. He drives a modified Wira and is a Grand Theft Auto champion, which explains why Rina's car has been hijacked several times.

Hehehe... Guess you have to be Malaysian to truly enjoy this!