Tak Bernama Newsfalshes

Stuff from my past... Since leaving I've kinda drifted here and there, I want to, need to find a place to belong again...

News Falsh! J evicts worm from his rightful home!
Holland, October 16 2002, Wednesday --- In the most recent development of D’s adopt a potted plant week, one of D’s employees, JV has evicted a worm living in her pot by drowning it. Only quick merciful action by one of her co-workers managed to save the poor worm and relocate him to another pot outside the building. In her defence, JV said that the purchase agreement did not require her to continue the tenancy of any occupants in her pot and she evicted the worm because she couldn’t stand wriggly slimy creatures. The worm’s family who lived in the lower levels of the pot were saved from the flooding as the water did not reach the bottom of the pot. According to family members the evicted worm was a kind gentle creature which had not intention of harming anyone. Related to this, officials are now looking for another D employee believed to have also taken one potted plant provided by JV. They want to question the unnamed employee to find out if there were any cases of abuse prior to the eviction. On another note, the Association of Wriggly Slimy Creatures are asking members to sign a petition which will force JV to allow the worm to move back into the pot and take legal action against her for slander and discrimination against their species.

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News Falsh! Updates on the Evicted Worm Case
Holland, October 17 2002, Thursday --- In related developments to the much-publicised worm eviction case, the pot has gone missing from JV’s cubicle. Police are looking for a D employee known to his friends as ‘Baba’ to help resolve this case. Sources say that the believe that the kidnapping by ‘Baba’ may have been staged by JV to avoid any further investigation in the Case of the Evicted Worm. However close friends of JV refuse to believe that she was involved in the kidnapping saying that she was very attached to Berlian, her plant, and that JVwas genuinely upset when she found Berlian missing. Inspector K who is investigating this case, urges anyone with any knowledge on the whereabouts of Berlian or Baba to contact him. When contacted the evicted worm expressed his fear that Berlian was kidnapped to ensure that he did not press further charges against JV as his whole family is being held hostage. – Tak Bernama