Too good not to post, or is it not?

Personal conversations can sometimes be side-splittingly funny - except to everyone else of course. But based on the assumption of shared context, shouldn't humour have the same effect on everyone? Here's my experiment (as well as to keep this in the records):

me: yikes - hamdan, er well... maybe, if he's cool enuff, we can call him dan, or ham even.. hahahahahahaha
rn: sigh...poor boy will be coughing away
me: as long as he doesnt choke... hope he's not typical, but if he is
i'll come over n pick a fight with u n then we can leave
i'll like chase u
n u run out of restaurant screaming
then we both bundle into the waiting getaway vehicle
driven by none other than kv... or nn even
rn: stop ok

i am in a meeting room with like 6 others

i cant be laughing like an idiot here okay
me: but its true

and as the car screeches off, our macha, danham not damnham

comes running screaming oi, oi u tak bayar untuk air kosong kurang manis engkau lah

then kv or nn reverses the car, not to run him over

but just to crush his toes

cos cheap bastards deserve crushed toes
rn: shut up... and i am serious

cause i cant hold in this laughter no more

me: but if he runs out yelling oi oi, where ru taking her n then jumps into his lowered honda mayat to chase us.... then i dunno wat to do

gimme a minute to think
rn: SHUT UP !!!!!

me: but isnt this funny

rn: thats the problem okay, its too funny

me: its a pity kv n nn arent here to join in this conversation

i bet u kv will have even better ideas

rn: and i am like so biting my lips okay

i bet u too!

me: ok so the honda mayat reaches us cos nn goes around the wrong way at the roundabout

and so kv in her desperation winds down the window to give him her pandang maut

he backs off, thinking this must be some massive indian gang operasi

but still tails the car because he is curious

how do u get rid off the damnham?

maybe a date isnt a very good idea after all rn?

rn: haha

lets stick to phone calls then for now

till i try to establish if he a psycho or not

me: cheh n here i am hoping ull add to the story

useless lah u

rn: trust me

i hv SO much to say

or type for that matter

me: then why arent u

rn: but.......i will surely burst out laughing okay

me: see nn is only useful for her boobs but flashing them at ham will only make him drive faster to catch up with the orgy

n kv, well her tongue is sharp but no use cos he cant hear her and she doesnt have cicakman's ability to flick out her tongue n cut the tyres

and my only ability is well, i dont have any actually

so how rn, u give me the ending n ill leave u alone

rn: the ending is -nn flashes her boobs and he hits the car in front of him
me: Bleh

rn: hehe

me: i dun like the ending

rn: what do u want.. hehe... think bout it

with his crushed toes - how is he gonna drive?

so technically u ended it before it even started

me: hahahaha but thats only if he comes after u insisting u pay

then she reverses the car

rn: for my air kosong kurang manis

me: otherwise is he comes like a hero to save u

rn: okay la - i bring my own water!

me: then no need to crush his toes

rn: save me from what?

me: save u from what he thinks is me kidnapping u

ur so losing the plot lah babe

rn: ooooohhhh... yes yes... i am...