Another gem
This is becoming quite a twisted hobby of mine... This one stood out because the descriptions are so vivid. You can almost imagine Franky boy's anguish in writing about his dead father. I think this has makings of a good thriller - international espionage, murder, money and babes! Yes, there are babes, he sent me the email didn't he?
Think I'll go out on a limb here and collect the 10% lah... After all he is being persecuted, and he is an orphan too, the poor thing! Plus he has a healthy dose of skepticism about ME but still displays faith in humanity, trusting that I shall not fail 'its last hope'! For good measure he blesses both me and himself as well at the end.
From Frank Songo
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
West Africa,
Greetings in the name of God.
My name is Frank Songo from Sierra Leone. My father and I escaped from our country at the heat of the civil war As a result of the political instability in my country even after the war, my father established his cocoa and coffee export business in Abidjan, Ivory Coast. He was in Buake, a northern city to negotiate for the purchase of a cocoa plantation when he was shot and killed by the rebel troupes fighting to takeover the government of the country on the 22nd September, 2002. The death of my father has now made me an orphan and there by exposing me to danger. Before the unfortunate death, My late father had in his personal account with a bank here the sum of $2.5m. As a result of the present in security of lives and property in this country, I wish request that you assist me use your account in your country to transfer the balance of my father's account. Again to assist me with a letter of invitation that will make me get a visa to your country for residence in order for me to continue our education and to invest the fund in a viable business venture.
I and the rest of my family have decided to give you 10% of the total sum for your kind assistance,while 5% has been marked for any expenses like phone calls,the world is full of bad people please i am not saying you are bad person but consider that this is money and how the money was gotten,it is inheritance and last hope. If this is acceptable to you, Then reply me as soon as you get this message, so that we can discuss further on this matter.
Thanks and GOD bless us.
Frank Songo.


4 comments:
Boobs darling you are not being very Christian now are you?
Poor Franky
He probably read somewhere that you were respectable and decided to write to you
Hahahaha perhaps, Booby... Excuse me, while I go say 3 novena's as penance...
Dang these Nigerians sure are creative. If only they put their brains to actually making some money!
Keropok, they'd be a force to reckon with I'm sure...
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