Don't try to understand this...

06/23/04:
Sigh...havent even had the first assemble..both queens are debating already...wat u think? This is the Dewan Rakyat or something?!
Such behaviours are not welcome in the Queendom ...do i make myself clear?

Anyway, Queen Toyol..your absence shall require the essay Queen Jembalang have been pestering u about! A 5000 word of prologue is a compulsory and the rest of the essay can be divided into chapters between 1-10. However there are also important chapters which you should not miss out on...
They are..
1.Missing out on my first Royal Assemble-The 1000 Apologies
2. Impersonation is Bad For Health-The Trisha Monologues
3. I owe the The Three Queens dinner at a Fancy Thai Restaurant
4. The Lovely Mango Juice I missed out!
5. The Delicious Appam I didnt eat!
6. Fong Fei Kei and its side effects!

The rest 3-4 chapters are up to u.

Queen Jembalang has briefed on the sacrificial bit. So I leave it to Queen Kum Kums to hand out the official warning letter and other miscelaneous documents for your future reference.

Meanwhile, please do concentrate on the roundabouts and so far you have been doing a great job on keeping it haunted! Kudos!

At your service..till the day hell freezes over!

Queen Pontianak IV



06/23/04:
Lovely Queen-queen sekalian!

Thank u QJ for the briefing of today's agenda! Bloody thoughtful...

As the Royal Assemble - The Mango Juice Convention is fixed at 1830 hours the queens are also reminded to be on time as QKK will be bringing the puncher (borrowed from the mini bus conductor) for the punchcard as this is an official meeting and will be counted in as a workday equivalent to going to our Headquarters - Nerakadestos!

QJ and I have decided the sacrifycing of Buncit,Panjang and Sibuk will be postponed to another day.

QK - no excuses for leaving early will be entertained, failing which you may find mango juice trickling down your now-very-straight-hair (the juice has conditioning effects so i heard!..which in turn you can take advantage of and represent us queens in the next Pantene Pro-V Ad!)

QT III - Your time of arrival shall be 1830 (+ - 07). Traffic jams should not be an excuse as ghost vehicles can go THRU anything!

Directions- QT and QK ... I dont understand why the worry of not being able to find the venue this evening! Please give QJ or me a call if at all you want us to wait somewhere and show u the place. Its your call! No last minute calls will be entertained as once the two Queens indulge themselves in serious mango issues...budging would be difficult!

Ok hope the Assemble will take place as planned!

Till this evening...work is hell and hell is work!

QP IV



06/22/04:
Attention Queen-queen sekalian....

Reminder : Queendom of ghostlyhood orentation haunting session!!

As duty as QJ II, just a lil reminder that we would be haunting Kanna Curry House this evening at 1830 hrs and feasting ourselves on some ghostly mango juice...its a great substitute for blood and QP will back me up on this!

It will be an orientation session for QT..so be prepared with a notebook and dont bother with a pen as u have to write your notes on blood...

We are also gonna scrap our ritual slave sacrifice this time around as the slaves available i.e Hantu Buncit, Hantu terung panjang and HAntu Sibuk will lower our standards in the queendom of ghostlyhood!!!

QT and QK, do call me or QP for directions to KCH....!!

QK....get the orientation kit ready!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yours hauntingly

QJ II



06/18/04:
“Bloody” Day to all of you,
My special thank goes to QP IV & QJ II. Also a warm welcome to the QT III.
It is indeed a great pleasure to have tea with all of you my fellow mate. In fact I was in great despair last nite for not being able to join the Ghostly Squash Game. And yes, I shall abide by the rule to meet all of you next week at an undecided venue. My shall now commit myself to the holy Ghost hood.
As per your request Queen Toyol, we shall now proceed further with the remuneration package. As part of our role in representing your interest of practicing ghostly activities, The Law Society of Hantus Pintu Neraka have conducted an annual meeting last night at approximately 12midnite at Shah Alam Section 17 Roundabout. Your income would be from 20 – 25 K a month. A lack of experience & too much commitment to family will be taken into account. Ghosts will never fall silk.. therefore no Medical Leaves will be accepted. Total number of annual leave = 360 days, therefore you only need to come to work 6 days, you may choose the day. Access code for your entrance to our Hell Gate, Username: Toyol Password: Kuddi Setan . We practice punch card system, so make sure you come in & go out on time.

Wishing you all the best & looking forward to meeting you at the uncertain venue next week.

R.I.P.
QKK IX

CC –ed to the advisors, QP IV & QJ II



06/17/04:
This is an official note in the matter pertaining to ghosthood.

We take pleasure to inform you that you have been accepted into the ghosthood community as of 17th June 2004 (29 Rabiulakhir 1897).

The community has crowned you as QUEEN of TOYOLS III -Keeper of Roundabouts.

Therefore all official matters regarding ghosthood shall be signed off with the title that has been given to you.

As it is understandable that the title is lengthy therefore a short form is also accepted as a sign off (QT III).

For a briefing in remuneration package please refer to Queen of Kum Kums IX (QKK IX).

Yours in service
Queen of Pontianaks IV
Queen of Jembalangs II

cc: QKK IX